Writer's Workshop Wednesday- When did my life become a cliche?

Over at Mama's Losin' It, she's posted the prompts for this weeks Writer's Workshop.  I chose #4- Write a story in exactly 101 words.  (inspired by Jennifer from The Peterson's Go Public)


Bitsy awoke and realized that come hell or high water, she wasn’t going to throw pearls before swine anymore. Her blood had run cold when she’d heard through the grapevine that, Skip, had been cheating on her. She’d known better. When they'd met she knew, though he was hot as hell, he was also, dumb as a stump and had ants in his pants. Pigs would fly before she’d put up with that crap. She was going to toss him like a hot potato and never look back. She’d find greener grass in another pasture. It was time to move on!